Let's Get Acquainted

Fill out the provided booking form with all the details, and I’ll be in touch to arrange a date soon. My favourite enquiries are sent this way, and you can expect a reply within a few hours.

Please provide at least 24 hours notice for shorter bookings, and 48 hours for extended liaisons to ensure we don’t miss one another.

If you’ve got any questions, shoot me a direct email via hello@victoriamontague.com.

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 The Fine Print

  • Deposits are a requirement for all bookings and can range from anywhere between 25% to 50% of the total amount, and act as a cancellation fee if you are unable to make our appointment with less than 48 hours notice. Before the 48 hour window, you are able to reschedule our appointment once within the space of 1 month from our original date. In the unlikely circumstance that I need to cancel, your deposit will be returned to you immediately. Due to the amount of planning and pre-booked expenses that go into extended bookings, deposits for Overnights/24 Hour/Multi-Day Dates/tours outside of Melbourne, are strictly non-refundable in the event you need to cancel. Additional cancellation fees may also apply, and this is assessed on a case by case basis. Please ensure you have the remaining fee in cash on the day in an unsealed envelope, and a little extra if you just can't get enough.

  • A big part of determining whether we'll be a good fit is your introductory message. Messages that are polite and have all the necessary information are prioritised over vague requests. The "services" I offer are vast and cannot be contained to restrictive rolodex lists, so feel free to let me know if there's anything you're interested in sharing during our time together & that way I can point you in the right direction of The Lover or The Siren.

  • I personally run my own Twitter, correspondence (emails, calls + texts) and website. My face is blurred to keep my double-life in government espionage under wraps, so if you’re curious about my head - just know that I’ve never had any complaints. I don’t take myself too seriously, but rest assured I am 100% independent and genuine. The real-world screening information you send my way is for my eyes only, and copies of anything government issued are not stored. Please note that I do not visit private homes, residences or apartments if we haven't met before.

  • A shower with all the amenities, fresh towels, mouthwash, deodorant and cologne will be at your disposal. If I’m swinging by your place, please ensure you’ve freshened up within the hour of my arrival (don’t forget to trim your nails *wink). Wear whatever you feel most comfortable in and bring an open-mind. Be sure to place the envelope somewhere where I can see it in the first few minutes of arrival, or in a gift-bag/within the pages of your favourite book if we’re meeting in a public setting.